I know most of my quotes are from my children, but geez, kids spare no mercy.
We were at Party City yesterday, waiting in line for the bathroom. Once the woman came out and we went in, Callista asked, "Was that a man?"
"No, that was a lady," I answered.
"But she left the seat up!"
"So she did."
"She just peed like a man, but she turned into a lady."