Me: Seriously, if I don't burp, fart, or blow my nose at the table during a first date? There's a pretty good chance I don't care about you.
Tim: It's just showing her your sensitive side... kinda like looking at a Jackson Pollack; "It may be messy, baby, but it's ART!"
Me: HAHAHAHAAA!!! QOTN!!!
Tim: Okay, seriously, get out of my car, I gotta go take a shit.